Tuesday, November 6, 2018
Monday, November 5, 2018
Snug...
We've got to decode and understand a man's every move. A guy is the summation of his choices. And a lot of clues about him might be right in front of you… in his underwear.
A fan of standard boxers is an all-American dude. He can handle a strong woman because he's an easygoing guy. He's chill, happily clad in his red, white, and blue boxers with little anchors on them. He isn't fashion-forward or full of himself. This is a straight-talking guy with more important things to worry about than fashionable underwear. He likely doesn't even think much about his clothes at all he's too busy figuring out how not to pay his student loans from that private college he went to.
Boxer briefs is a cool dude who may not quite know what he wants out of life... because life is a winding road. He is into what is cozy and snug. This is the kind of guy who will open up to you about his darkest childhood memory. He's unafraid of his emotions and passions and wants you to know he's good with that. He'll bring you coffee in bed and tell you before going on a five-mile run. He's a multitasker and a talker. He isn't afraid to rock skinny jeans, and he certainly isn't worried about what anyone thinks of him. The dude is too busy at band practice. Do you love his band? He wants you to love his band.
Boxer Brief-Long This is not your standard. He is a fully grown man... with fully grown briefs. He's the strong silent type your mom always warned you about. He doesn't say much unless he has something to say. But you can tell what he's thinking just by looking into his smoldering eyes. He doesn't play games and he doesn't mess around with hearts. He says what he means. He reads a lot of Edgar Allan Poe and talks about your future children, even though you've only been dating three weeks. He doesn't want to freak you out, but are you down to be together forever?
Clash...
With the crash of these two personalities, New Yorkers are suffering with the MTA that has been neglected by both. On the other hand, the one on the left wants more taxes from the city for no reason at all. You can choose him as a Governor tomorrow but you know the result up ahead.
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