No Po-leece...

Inside CHOP’s borders, protesters hold Town Hall meetings, where one man redundantly said, “We ain’t need no PO-leece; we fulfillin’ dis here country’s needs wiff (sic) out no Po-Po. And, ‘dat be fo’ real.”  That activist, presumably, won’t be considered by CHOP’s first elected leader for the position of Presidential press Secretary.

 A speaker at a June 12 rally ordered all white people in the audience to each “give $10” to a person of color residing in CHOP. “If it’s hard for you to give ten dollars to people of color,” then reconsider, he insisted: “White people, I see you,” he said. “I see every single one of you, and I remember your faces.”

 This speaker, apparently, hadn’t read Dale Carnegie’s bestseller, ‘How to Win Friends & Influence People’. CHOP’s violence-prone leaders are like thugs from TV’s ‘The Wire’, increasingly governing with tactics inspired by Tony Soprano and Don Corleone.

Like all new nations, CHOP has some issues. Inhabitants beg for food to be imported, to replace what the homeless folks scarfed. But beggars can’t be choosy, and the handout seekers should stop insisting on only vegan and soy items. 

Maybe such shortages will end once there’s a department of Agriculture, to advise on food production. Citizens of CHOP uniformly oppose President Trump’s border wall, yet, they’ve erected a barrier around their country. 

Seattle’s Chief of Police, Carmen Best, says that law enforcement response times have more than tripled in the occupied precinct. “Rapes, robberies, and all sorts of violent acts” are “occurring in the area that we’re not able to get to.”