Dr.
Aretha Washington, a Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon, has
an offer men can’t refuse-trade in your assault rifle for a larger
penis.
She has performed thousands of penile enlargement surgeries. In conversing casually with her male patients, they all have one thing in common. Their small penises force these men to compensate in other areas of their existence.
I don’t ask my patients if they own guns, but meagerly endowed men tend to bring up their assault gun collection during our consultation.
Dr. Washington. “If you saw the autopsy pictures of the Newtown shooter, I’ll bet you a million to one odds that he has an epically small penis.”
Todd Hartley, in his weekly “I’m With Stupid” column in the Aspen Times claims meant to encourage aspiring and current gun owners to “seek less violent ways to make up for your shortcomings”. If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it’s because you have a small penis,” Hartley writes.
“The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool,” Hartley says that with 310 million nonmilitary firearms in a country that has shown such staunch support for the Second Amendment, even the buy back programs that have seen success in countries like Australia will likely prove fruitless in the U.S
Hide your stuff. Just a thought..
She has performed thousands of penile enlargement surgeries. In conversing casually with her male patients, they all have one thing in common. Their small penises force these men to compensate in other areas of their existence.
I don’t ask my patients if they own guns, but meagerly endowed men tend to bring up their assault gun collection during our consultation.
Dr. Washington. “If you saw the autopsy pictures of the Newtown shooter, I’ll bet you a million to one odds that he has an epically small penis.”
Todd Hartley, in his weekly “I’m With Stupid” column in the Aspen Times claims meant to encourage aspiring and current gun owners to “seek less violent ways to make up for your shortcomings”. If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it’s because you have a small penis,” Hartley writes.
“The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool,” Hartley says that with 310 million nonmilitary firearms in a country that has shown such staunch support for the Second Amendment, even the buy back programs that have seen success in countries like Australia will likely prove fruitless in the U.S
Hide your stuff. Just a thought..
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