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John Caltabiano claimed he couldn’t drive, cook for himself, exercise at the gym, move around his house or even shave without help.      He had lost his sight in a workplace accident at a cement company in 2006 and, since then, he bumps into things and hurts himself at home.

Investigators had caught Caltabiano on video appearing to be reading something, driving a vehicle and then braking in time to avoid hitting a woman and child in the street.

The investigation found that Caltabiano did lose sight in one eye in a workplace incident, but there was no indication that his other eye was affected.

He was sentenced to 5 years in prison.  Just a thought.