Gone Bananas??

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A federal judge ripped self-proclaimed “Banana King” Thomas Hoey Jr. as “a danger to the community” as he sentenced him to an additional 12 years  behind bars for his role in the 2009 death of Kimberly Calo, who overdosed on cocaine that Hoey supplied during a three-way sex romp.

“Thomas Hoey Jr. is a self-absorbed, self-pitying, selfish man who is a danger to the community,” “He preys on women …. The public needs to be protected from further crimes from his defendant.”

Members of Calo’s family weren’t buying the banana baron’s remorse. “he seems more sorry he got caught,” Calo’s brother, told the judge. “Every day this man is out he will continue this operation. Every day he is jail, he will not hurt another woman.”

Hoey also forced the other gal involved in the three-way hotel orgy, to lie to a grand jury about his role in the 41-year-old Calo’s death. She was convicted for lying to a grand jury, died of a coke overdose.

Hoey is currently serving 4 years in prison after being convicted of beating up current girlfriend Alison Bretherick in 2012. 

He was slapped with additional criminal charges for allegedly dipping into the pension fund at Long Island Banana Co. and using more than $800,000 of the cash to fund his lavish lifestyle.

Just a thought.